Elton John Can Kiss My American Butt

A bitter Sir Elton John thinks America's sexism may be sinking his friend Hillary Rodham Clinton.

John, a knighted British subject, said that gender discrimination is behind Clinton's problems in the polls as he addressed 5,000 Clinton supporters at Radio City Musical Hall last night in an event that raised $2.5 million for the cash-strapped campaign.

"I never cease to be amazed by the misogynistic attitudes of some people in this country," said John, wearing a spangled black evening coat over a vermilion silk shirt. "I say to hell with them. ... I love you, Hillary, I'll always be there for you."

John's comments echo the former first lady's remarks to National Public Radio Tuesday, when she said there was "a double standard" in media coverage of the race.

OK, on the face of it, this could be construed as just another idiotic comment by a pampered, elitist moron. The fact that America has made this little poofta creep a multi-millionaire aside, who in the Hell is Elton John to lecture America about sexism? His country got rich by raping half of the world.

Another thing, why is this furry little foreigner getting involved in our election in the first place? If his performance can be construed as a campaign contribution then he and the Clinton's have violated federal election laws.

Of course the Clinton's have no problem violating inconvenient laws, especially when it puts money in their pockets. There's a long list of criminals that have contributed to the $109 million these two shysters have raked in over the last eigth years. You don't want to be a waitress at a Clinton function though. Your tip will likely be a smile and a nod.

It's just so aggravating that a creep like Elton John can come to my country and bad mouth my people. If it wasn't for America, his native tongue would be German and homos like him would be lampshades. But Nooo! Because this is America, he's free to stand up on stage and insult his hosts. Talk about hubris.

UPDATE:
Via Michelle Malkin
Can you hear it in the distance
Can you sense it far away
Is it old Rudolph the reindeer
Is it Santa on his sleigh
It’s heading up to Easington
It’s coming down the Tyne
Oh it’s bloddy Maggie Thatcher
And Michael Heseltine

[Chorus:]
So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
‘Cause it’s one day closer to your death

So we can add hypocrite to Sir Elton's resume.