Have You Ever...?

I made a wiseass comment on a post by Jim wondering if he had ever met a liberal who wasn't a hypocrite. I'm not sure I have and thought I'd throw it out there to you.

I've looked in Hollywood and I hear Babs telling me how we are ruining the country and need to cut back on energy consumption. She says this from her mansion with the 10ksf air conditioned barn out back and the limo in the drive.

John Travolta tells us to conserve the earth and it's resources and though I can't quite follow his example I do what I can. Btw, that's John's house in Jumbolair.

We all know about Al Gore's meager existence and his constant efforts at conserving energy and doing his part to relieve the earths fever. John Edward's endeavors to show us the way to enlightenment and an earth friendly lifestyle from his little tar paper shack in the hills. I hear the neighbors love his and Elizabeth's live and let live, tolerant attitude.
Let's not forget Teddy's concern for the waters off Marthas Vineyard and his fight to keep them free of wind generators or his community involvement in teaching young woman how to swim.

I'll keep looking and post on my findings. I expect I'll see pigs fly and my dog shit golden nuggets first.